These pictures do not do my bug bites justice. I have 11 on my left, and 10 on my right. Ya that's right. I counted all of them. And if you really want to get technical their is even one on my arm. They are huge welts with a big red ring around them. They look like they might even be blisters. They are truly horrible and itch like a mother. I'm scared they are infected and I'm going to have malaria or West Nile Virus or something. Who knows maybe I just won't wake up. Maybe in Italy the mosquitoes don't just suck your blood, like a stupid vampire, they burrow within your skin and make little villas to live in like in Rome. In addition to my bug blisters I have an especially large bruise on my left leg. As demonstrated below. I also have another one on my arm, next to the bug bite. Enjoy yourself.
Their are FIVE in that picture if you can't see properly.
Ok. Take a guess. Yep that's right. 8 right there.
Oh no. Your right. There is 6!
Do you see the faint ring of death around that thing?
This is my absolute favorite picture of them all. I was in my room and I saw a mosquito flying around (obviously waiting for me to go to sleep so it could suck my blood) and I clapped my hands and killed it. It, of course, was filled with blood. My blood.
Oh Ali! Yuck I am so sorry! You are to cute. Love you.
ReplyDeleteAli- take dryer sheets and rub them on your arms and legs. It keeps mosquitoes away. No lie.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that is horrible! I cant wait to show Aiden. He has a book about bugs and he is obsessed with the part about mosquitos sucking your blood, giving diseases, and killing people. so I tuck him in bed the other night and he is CRYING because he is scared a mosquito will come suck his blood! Oh man.. :)
ReplyDeletehahahahaha oh aubry that is just hilarious!
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